Wednesday, March 23, 2016

P.R.O.M.

What to do when you don't have a date to prom, but everyone is talking to you about their dresses. 

1. Whenever you run into your friends who are in relationships pull out your phone or book.

2. Go to the store an find all the chick flicks and chocolate you can.
(Ice cream is also acceptable)

3. Stay at home avoiding any social interaction with females. Prom will come up if you risk it. 

4. Wear your prom dress while you eat chocolate and ice cream and don't give a shit about spilling. 

5. Get over it. 

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